Sunday, August 3, 2014

Radio Silence

I know.  I KNOW.  It's been 2 months since my last post.  All 3 people who read this blog must be completely devastated.

Dear 3 people who read my blog, 
Please turn off you Alanis Morrisette CD, open your windows, and shake off the crushing depression because I have about a thousand pictures to show you!  

Love, Megan and Claire

This summer has been wonderful/stressful/exciting/frustrating/awesome!  Claire learned lots of new tricks, we moved to an apartment in Draper, and we got to see tons and tons of family!


Trick numero uno:  Claire can hold her own bottle!  Now, don't get CAN confused with WILL.  She definitely CAN hold a bottle.  The problem becomes that if you give it to her, she becomes distracted by something about 0.2 seconds after you let go, she turns her head (SQUIRREL!) and loses the bottle.  Then Claire is annoyed that she can't eat anymore and cries until you give up and just hold the bottle for her.  



Honestly though, I really don't mind the snuggles while she eats.  It won't last forever!


Some of these pictures are massively out of order... Oops.  

Aside from playing with Claire myself, one of the nicest things to watch is other members of my family playing with her.  My dad is SO cute around Claire.  He pretends to be all tough but he turns to melted butter with her.

Also, please note the awesome high-water jeans.  Stylin' dad!  :D   (Oh, he's gonna kill me for that one!)

"Look Mom!  I caught a foot!"

I can't get enough of her chunky legs!  :)

Funny story- did you know that some babies hate spoons?  Right before we moved to Draper, Claire decided that she didn't like spoons in her mouth anymore.  I did some research (thank you, Google) and found out that some babies don't like to eat from a spoon while they're teething.  So for the past 2 ish months, we have been mixing Claire's baby food in with her formula.  She eats everything, as long as it's in a bottle.  Just in the last week or so, since her first tooth sprouted, I was able to get her to eat a few bites from a spoon.  Let's hope she grows out of this soon!  
Oh she'll play with the spoon when there's no food on it... sure!


We went to the park a few times and had fun playing on the swings!

Considering how much Claire loved her baby swing at home, I expected  a much stronger reaction to playground swings, but Claire was thinking, "Meh."


This is the fake smile she gives you when you're smiling at her but she doesn't want to smile back!

We also tried taking off her socks and feeling the grass.  She wasn't too sure at first!
Mom!  This stuff is poking me!


Baby's first dirty feet!  
Oh great... I just realized I'm THAT mom..... :)

Claire learned how to lunge for things she wants, like anytime mommy is holding her and daddy is nearby... "Oh here I am sitting quietly in mommy's arms and then all of a sudden.. LUNGE FOR DADDY!!!!!"


It kills me how cute she is!
This shirt was so baggy on her just a month ago and today I put it into storage along with her other 6 month clothes.  She's just growing so fast!

I don't know where she learned this head-tilt thing, but it's freaking adorable!

The weekend before we moved, the Denneys came to stay with us for a couple days.  Claire remembered Grandpa Denney's crazy duck voice!

There is a reason why this picture is blurry.  The reason is that Claire loves to jump more than anything else in the entire universe.  Or multiverse.  Or whatever.  She will jump either on your lap or in her jumper for HOURS.  She'll jump when she's tired, hungry, or frustrated.  When that happens, she'll just take a break and cry for a minute or two and then resume jumping and giggling to herself.  When I was unpacking everything I would prop a mirror across from where Claire was jumping and she would entertain herself forever!


So, this happened.
That's right- my 7 month old has better splits than I do.  So sad.


Claire learned how to roll from side to side and got pretty good and navigating the open spaces in our home.  Then she figured out how to back up.  This led to Claire finding her way into teeny, tiny spaces and getting herself very stuck.
90 seconds before this picture was taken, I left Claire in the middle of the living room rug to run to the restroom.  I came back and didn't see her at first.  Oh, I panicked!  Then I heard her whining and found her trapped under the endtable.  


I think I've mentioned before that we have a fabulous baby swing.  I think that swing saved my life.  I know it sounds dramatic, but there was a point at around 2 months (right before we got the swing) that I was going to work full time and driving in the pitch black cold of winter for 45 mins every morning on 3 hours of sleep.  I would hallucinate that the red lights from the cars in front of me we actually coming towards me.  *shudder*  So maybe it's understandable that I was hesitant to switch Claire to sleeping in her crib.  
We waited until after the move was over so that Claire would have a little bit of normalcy during the craziness of moving, but she actually switched over pretty easily.  We had about a week of sleep regression where she was waking up multiple times each night and we had to let her cry it out a little bit during naptime- but everyone survived!

I had this idea of buying a minky blanket to put in her crib so that she would get used to the texture.  That way when we have to go to Idaho or California to visit people, or when she goes to the babysitter for naps, the texture of the blanket can help her know that she's supposed to sleep here, even if she's in a new place.

My mom came up a little early to babysit Claire while I went to a meeting for work.  It was fun to have her here and she helped keep me sane when we had to let Claire cry at nap time.  
I can't tell which cutie looks happier!

Then Dad came up and I think I mentioned before how he turns into a puddle of mush around my sweet girl... right?  

See that blue pen in Dad's shirt pocket?  That pen was Claire's number one most favoritest toy while Dad was here.  


They were here for my cousin Chuck's wedding to his beautiful bride Bethany.  There wedding was lovely, but I was so stressed out about keeping Claire happy (she was teething and cranky) and keeping our stuff dry in the very Utah-esque 10 minute downpour, that I forgot to take any pictures!  


Katie finished up her semester at BYUI and came down for a day or two before she and Mom drove to CA.  In that short time, Katie managed to teach my daughter how to make this face:

Oh yes, that face is completely intentional.   She'll hold it for a second or two and then bust up laughing at herself.  If you play along and make the Katie face back at her, you can have fun for days!


Claire got to experience her first road trip to see her cousins, aunt, and grandparents in Idaho.  The trip up went pretty well.  Claire entertained herself in the backseat for almost an hour.  Then she got bored and I had to sit in the backseat with her for the rest of the trip.  She got tired and didn't understand why she wasn't sleeping in her bed so she whined for about an hour before falling asleep.  


The trip home was worse.  Infinitely worse.  I don't want to talk about it.  



Nick's mom loved having a baby in the house again!  Claire loved poking at the green carpet!  So interesting!



I was surprised by how much Claire's cousins wanted to play with her.  I figured that since she can't really do much, they would get tired of her after a few minutes, but they kept bringing toys for her to play with or asking to hold her.  It was cute!  Claire loves being the center of attention!


Lovin her Aunt Milainia!


Denney family picture!  
(Charles, Trent, Hunter, Milainia, Jackson, Margot, Claire, Megan, Nick)


Getting ready to hang out with Nick's former roommate, Jason!  He just got back from a huge, scary hike in Wind River Valley, WY.  He brought a map and pictures and video to show us.  It was pretty awesome!  

Last, but not least, Miss Claire has learned TO CRAWL!  She can only go a few inches before she loses her balance and flumps down on her tummy.  It's funny to watch her trying to crawl to something, because she'll whine and pretend to cry when she gets stuck, but if you give her 15 seconds, she'll shake it off and keep trying!  I've never seen a baby who was so determined to learn new things! 

We sure have one smart, stubborn, beautiful girl!  



Til next time! 

Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Six months of awesome


I can't believe my amazing, wonderful little girl is six months old.  She is such a blessing in my life, it's hard to remember what I did for fun BC (Before Claire).  It's just crazy how much my life has changed in the last year, and how much it's going to continue to change.  Embrace the crazy!

Lots of photos coming, but first, allow me a soapbox moment.  I have been accused of "sugarcoating" life with a newborn because I post mostly happy pictures and funny/silly stories.  For those of my friends who like to read this blog and think that we have a perfectly happy life and a faultlessly sweet baby- think again.  Just because I don't want to burden the world with my frustrations and shortcomings does not mean I don't have them.  I am not perfect.  Claire is not perfect. (Nick is pretty close.)  But we are all doing the best we can.  My intention with this blog is not to make people think that every part of my life is perfect and happy, but rather to share happy moments with friends and family who are interested in our lives.  I hope that those people who choose to read these stories understand my motives and can enjoy what I post.  Okay.  Soapbox over.  Time for the good stuff.


Claire with Uncle Kyle.  Soon-to-be Aunt Alexa took this cute photo.


Such a happy smile!  :) 

One day, Claire grabbed the sunglasses off of my head and wouldn't give them up.  So much for "out of sight, out of mind"!  When I took them away she started whimpering and I couldn't take it, so I gave them back.  So much for being the mean mom!

She's so adorable!


Training 'em young!


Memorial Day picnic with Kyle, Alexa, Katie, and John.  Claire was surrounded by aunts and uncles.


She has such BIG eyes!  They are her secret weapon.


So, right before I took this picture, Claire's diaper kind of exploded everywhere! Once I got everything cleaned up, this was the cute "Who?  ME?!" face she was making.


I don't know why she clasps her hands like that, but it makes her look so posed.  :)  


Saturday, May 10, 2014

Things that Entertain Claire

Claire is such a happy baby.  Seriously.  If she's crying, then she's either hungry or tired.  Or both.  Most of the time she's content to watch what's going on around her, but there are some weird things that make her smile or laugh on a regular basis. I can't find a common theme, can you?

  • Blowing raspberries (thanks to my mom for that one)
  • Fishy face (opening and closing your mouth without making a sound)
  • Brushing soft things across her nose/chin
  • Dropping soft things onto her chest (burp rags, socks, toys etc.)
  • Looking away and then looking at her suddenly and gasping loudly
  • Touching her feet
  • Removing her socks
  • Saying, "Nom nom nom"  
  • Watching someone eat
  • Her dolly/blanket toy
  • Seeing mom or dad after an absence of at least 15 minutes
  • Peeing while her diaper is off
I have a story about that last one.  When we were pregnant, we found what seemed like an awesome deal on diapers at a Black Friday sale.  76 diapers for $10.  Woohoo!  We bought 4 boxes of size 2 diapers and congratulated ourselves on saving a bunch of money.  We started using those diapers this week and they are pretty much garbage.  So Claire has been having a lot more accidents lately.  When her diaper is wet and uncomfortable, she likes  to "hold it" until mom or dad go to change the diaper.  As soon as we get it off of her, she pees... and she laughs.  Like, EVERY time.  I think she enjoys the look of horror on our faces.  But she's laughing and smiling and being ridiculously adorable so it's hard to be mad at her.  Besides, she's a  baby.  She's can't possibly be doing it on purpose?  Right?  

She's too cute to stay mad for very long

Monday, May 5, 2014

A Day in the Life of a Middle School Teacher

Guess what?!  A post about something besides Claire!  I know, shocking, right?  I read this hilarious teacher blog called   Love, Teach, Blog  and she challenged her readers to write down the weird stuff we say to our students on a daily basis.

"What did you think was going to happen when you clicked the 'End Test' button?"

"I know you're hungry, but licking the desk is not going to help."

"Please take your feet off of Ethan's homework."

"No, you may not drink soda while using the laptop."

"No, you may not 'just open the can'.  We both know what you're going to do once it's open."

"Please make out in someone else's hallway."

"Unless you have $15 to buy me a new calculator, stop using it as a catapult."

"Catapults were used to throw rocks."

"No, they were never used to throw cats."

"I know because they teach you that kind of stuff in teacher school."

"No, not really."

"Counting down the seconds to the bell will not make time go faster, but it WILL annoy your teacher which WILL make your grade go down."

"I know you're not reading because the book has been upside down for the last 7 minutes.  Also I have ESP."

And people wonder why teachers keep coming back year after year.   It's for the entertainment, folks!

Saturday, May 3, 2014

May the Fourth be With You

Did you know that Nick and I are gigantic nerds?  Cuz it's true.  Poor Claire has practically no chance of being a normal kid.  Case in point:  when Nick and I were dating he told me how he thought it was totally bad@$$ of Han Solo to say, "I know" after Leia freaks out and tells him that she loves him.  It became this joke between us that whenever one of us said, "I love you," the other person would say, "I know."  When we got engaged, I had "I know." engraved on his wedding band.  And THAT'S how nerdy we are.


So it makes sense that we would have a photo shoot for Star Wars Day.  If you don't know what Star Wars Day is, I feel bad for you, son.  :)  May 4th.  May THE 4th.  May the fourth be with you!  Ahaha!  I did mention the nerdiness, didn't I?  


Yes, we have a toy lightsaber.  No, we did not buy it for Claire.  



My cousin, Jackie found these crocheted Star Wars dolls somewhere in AZ gave them to Claire.  They might have been one of my favorite gifts!



No Claire!  Not Han!  He's one of the good guys!




"Noooooooo!"  /starwarsjoke




Claire!  Oh, wait.  You can kill Vader. 





Apparently small light-up toys are nummy.




Very nummy.


Although we are nerds, we do try to be well-rounded, so here are some non-nerd photos.


This was my dolly high chair when I was little.  We've been meaning to take pictures of Claire in it for a while and it's a good thing we picked today!  She barely fits!


I love her pink sandals.  Claire was less enthused about them.


We kept making noises, trying to get her to smile, but mostly we got the curious face.  Still love it.






I feel like there needs to be a speech bubble above her head saying, "Please, somebody save me from my crazy parents!"


Ohohoho!



Dang, I love this kid.  I know I'm biased, but she really is such a cutie!